1 00:00:34,483 --> 00:00:36,276 Take the briefcase, Rubecht. 2 00:00:36,485 --> 00:00:37,528 Ja wohl, Herr Colonel! 3 00:00:39,488 --> 00:00:41,949 Hurry! I want to take off now! 4 00:00:50,374 --> 00:00:52,042 Get moving, Rubecht! 5 00:00:52,251 --> 00:00:53,544 Idiot. 6 00:01:10,352 --> 00:01:11,478 Sleeping, Rubecht? 7 00:01:23,532 --> 00:01:24,575 Asleep... 8 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,120 You're not Rubecht! 9 00:01:28,704 --> 00:01:31,415 Not even German! Give me the briefcase! 10 00:01:32,499 --> 00:01:35,461 Hand it over or I'll riddle you with bullets! 11 00:01:35,669 --> 00:01:36,503 Never! 12 00:01:36,795 --> 00:01:40,341 Don't be stupid. I have a gun. You don't. 13 00:01:45,387 --> 00:01:46,597 Idiot! 14 00:01:52,936 --> 00:01:54,229 Looking for this? 15 00:01:54,688 --> 00:01:57,232 - What do you want? - The V2 blueprints. 16 00:01:58,025 --> 00:02:02,154 No way! Get in the cockpit and take me to South America! 17 00:02:02,363 --> 00:02:03,572 Or else? 18 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:07,409 I'll jump... And bye-bye blueprints! 19 00:02:07,618 --> 00:02:09,370 Which ones? These? 20 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:12,706 Newspapers? 21 00:02:13,332 --> 00:02:14,750 Newspapers! 22 00:02:16,001 --> 00:02:17,503 Who are you? 23 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:21,423 OSS 117... 24 00:02:22,132 --> 00:02:23,008 At your service. 25 00:02:23,217 --> 00:02:24,843 I should have guessed! 26 00:02:27,012 --> 00:02:28,931 Auf wiedershen, Herr Colonel! 27 00:02:30,015 --> 00:02:32,601 And thank you for flying OSS 117 Airways! 28 00:02:39,274 --> 00:02:40,484 - You okay, Jack? - Yes, Hubert. 29 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,028 Come on. We have a plane to fly. 30 00:02:46,073 --> 00:02:47,157 I'm coming. 31 00:03:06,635 --> 00:03:08,971 There's one thing that baffles me. 32 00:03:09,179 --> 00:03:11,640 Why keep the briefcase if you had the plans? 33 00:03:11,849 --> 00:03:13,851 I'll never give into barbarism. 34 00:03:14,184 --> 00:03:15,352 Oh yeah. Same here. 35 00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:20,185 Reptile! 36 00:05:21,186 --> 00:05:24,148 Start by playing nice. Then we can get nasty. 37 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,526 Traitor! I saw straight through you. 38 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:28,986 You don't say! 39 00:05:29,361 --> 00:05:32,906 You're French secret service. Agent OSS 117. 40 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,993 Numbered like a cow lead to slaughter. 41 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,287 At your service. 42 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,581 And I know who you are. 43 00:05:40,789 --> 00:05:43,626 You're not a Lebanese reporter based in Rome, 44 00:05:44,209 --> 00:05:47,046 but the niece of Egypt's King Farouk. 45 00:05:47,254 --> 00:05:49,923 I'm his niece, but he's no longer king. 46 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:52,926 He was exiled 3 years ago by the vile Nasser! 47 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,554 May the maggot rot in hell. 48 00:05:55,763 --> 00:05:58,599 You're pretty vulgar for a Pharaoh's niece. 49 00:05:59,642 --> 00:06:01,101 My uncle is King. 50 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:03,687 The pharaohs ruled 4000 years ago! 51 00:06:04,938 --> 00:06:06,106 I knew that. 52 00:06:07,941 --> 00:06:10,903 In any case, Princess, you have what I need. 53 00:06:11,278 --> 00:06:14,073 Pig! You'll pay for having betrayed me! 54 00:06:14,281 --> 00:06:15,574 We'll see about that. 55 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:18,035 Before you go, filthy spy... 56 00:06:18,243 --> 00:06:19,203 make love to me. 57 00:06:19,411 --> 00:06:20,412 I don't think so. 58 00:06:20,704 --> 00:06:22,581 - Why not? - Don't feel like it. 59 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:26,585 - It was the cow joke. - I take it back. 60 00:06:27,002 --> 00:06:28,170 Thank you. 61 00:06:29,296 --> 00:06:30,464 Tied up. 62 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,093 Gagged too? 63 00:06:57,992 --> 00:06:59,618 Come here, snake! 64 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:02,246 Make it fast. I only have a few hours. 65 00:07:17,428 --> 00:07:20,097 - How's the veal stew? - Excellent. 66 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,478 How's the veal stew? 67 00:07:26,812 --> 00:07:30,274 Excellent. Nice to see you, Hubert. 68 00:07:30,482 --> 00:07:32,985 - Here's the envelope. - Let's see. 69 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:40,993 - My God! - What's wrong? 70 00:07:41,201 --> 00:07:42,536 Very bad news. 71 00:07:45,372 --> 00:07:46,165 Jack! 72 00:07:51,128 --> 00:07:52,254 Jack... 73 00:08:23,994 --> 00:08:26,789 OSS 283 was our agent in Egypt. 74 00:08:27,581 --> 00:08:31,168 We've had no news for the past month. Now I know why. 75 00:08:31,418 --> 00:08:33,587 - What's going on there? - It's a mess. 76 00:08:33,921 --> 00:08:37,007 The Americans and Russians are fighting as usual. 77 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:40,469 The English want complete control of the Suez Canal. 78 00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:44,181 To top it off, a Russian cargo ship went missing. 79 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,724 The "Kapov". 80 00:08:46,266 --> 00:08:48,310 Not to mention the Eagles of Keops. 81 00:08:48,519 --> 00:08:51,271 Religious extremists who want to take over. 82 00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:53,107 Potent cocktail. 83 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,527 The higher-ups are getting nervous. 84 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:59,989 - President Coty? - Yes... President Coty. 85 00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:08,122 Your turn... What'll it be? 86 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,999 - How's the veal stew? - Excellent. 87 00:09:10,207 --> 00:09:10,874 Hubert? 88 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:14,211 Two veal stews. I hear your herring is good. 89 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,339 We'll get you a side order. Judge for yourself. 90 00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:20,843 We need you there. 91 00:09:21,051 --> 00:09:23,637 A specialist in the Arabo-Muslim world. 92 00:09:24,179 --> 00:09:25,472 - Arabo...? - Muslim. 93 00:09:27,641 --> 00:09:30,602 Find what Jefferson discovered and who killed him. 94 00:09:30,853 --> 00:09:31,854 Count on me. 95 00:09:32,062 --> 00:09:34,773 Figure out a way to calm them all down: 96 00:09:34,982 --> 00:09:37,109 Americans, Russians, English... 97 00:09:37,943 --> 00:09:40,738 Buttress French policy. Establish peace. 98 00:09:40,988 --> 00:09:42,781 - Sure. - Make the Middle East safe. 99 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,491 No problem. 100 00:09:45,242 --> 00:09:48,787 Your contact will meet you at the airport, by the globe. 101 00:09:48,996 --> 00:09:51,498 - The usual procedure? - Exactly. 102 00:09:55,502 --> 00:09:59,340 You're Lucien Bramard, businessman. Jack Jefferson's partner. 103 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:04,053 Enjoy Cairo, OSS 117. Land of pharaohs and pyramids. 104 00:10:04,261 --> 00:10:06,430 And a veritable nest of spies. 105 00:10:26,575 --> 00:10:28,410 He just arrived. 106 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,099 How is the veal stew? 107 00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:51,809 Excuse me? 108 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,813 Are the meat dishes here of good quality? 109 00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,608 Yeah... 110 00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:02,111 Good? 111 00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,905 If you like meat, yeah. 112 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:06,573 With veal? 113 00:11:06,782 --> 00:11:09,618 Mostly lamb, I think. 114 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:11,036 There's chicken too. 115 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:15,624 There's nothing with veal? And mushrooms and potatoes... 116 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,835 I don't know. 117 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,336 Goodbye, sir. 118 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:21,005 Have a nice day. 119 00:11:26,510 --> 00:11:28,762 How is your veal stew? 120 00:11:37,104 --> 00:11:38,522 Excellent. 121 00:11:39,189 --> 00:11:40,858 I hear your herring is good. 122 00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:44,111 We'll get you a side order. Judge for yourself. 123 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:47,615 Larmina El Akmar Betouché, Jack's secretary. 124 00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:48,866 Tough name. 125 00:11:49,074 --> 00:11:51,994 Hubert Bonnisseur de la Bath. Here, Lucien Bramard. 126 00:11:52,202 --> 00:11:53,787 - My pleasure. - No, mine. 127 00:11:53,996 --> 00:11:56,749 Let's go. This airport is a nest of spies. 128 00:12:12,222 --> 00:12:14,308 - Cigarette? - No, I don't smoke. 129 00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:16,435 I haven't acquired a taste. 130 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:21,148 Too bad. It's relaxing. Especially in your line of work. 131 00:12:21,357 --> 00:12:23,984 It pisses me off. Not smoking kills me. 132 00:12:24,652 --> 00:12:26,362 I'll keep trying, I promise. 133 00:12:28,322 --> 00:12:29,615 Nice car. 134 00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:33,243 Shame it's so dirty. 135 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,287 We have a lot of dust here. 136 00:12:35,496 --> 00:12:36,914 You're telling me! 137 00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:39,833 Chickens and watermelons in the streets! 138 00:12:41,669 --> 00:12:43,087 But it's sort of fun. 139 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,797 Fun? 140 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:49,009 Egypt led the world for 2000 years. 141 00:12:49,218 --> 00:12:51,929 We invented astronomy and mathematics. 142 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:55,808 Your archeologists are still stymied by our pyramids, 143 00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:57,643 Mr. Bonnisseur de la Bath. 144 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:03,107 Bramard. Lucien Bramard. 145 00:13:07,111 --> 00:13:08,570 Your French is perfect. 146 00:13:08,779 --> 00:13:11,782 We've spoken French for ages, but the Rais... 147 00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:12,783 The...? 148 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,494 Rais. The leader. Our president. 149 00:13:15,703 --> 00:13:16,996 Nasser. 150 00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:20,708 Nasser is making Arabic the sole language. 151 00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:23,419 The problem with Arabic is it's hard to read. 152 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:26,046 Even the sounds are... 153 00:13:28,132 --> 00:13:29,967 But it's nice. Really nice. 154 00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:33,470 Arabic is spoken by millions. Writing it is an art. 155 00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:37,683 Millions? 156 00:13:38,475 --> 00:13:42,271 You're sweet, but do you know how much a million is? 157 00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:45,649 Yes, I think I do. 158 00:13:48,277 --> 00:13:50,738 You must be careful, Mr. Bramard. 159 00:13:51,155 --> 00:13:53,115 Egyptians hate English occupation. 160 00:13:53,324 --> 00:13:56,160 Foreigners aren't appreciated these days. 161 00:13:56,368 --> 00:14:00,164 Considering your riches, I see why foreigners want to stay... 162 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,583 and nestle close. 163 00:14:06,587 --> 00:14:10,090 Suez Canal Panoramic View 164 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,815 It's breathtaking. 165 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,193 I love panoramic views. 166 00:14:29,777 --> 00:14:31,278 This one is stunning. 167 00:14:31,987 --> 00:14:34,239 Your civilization truly is grandiose. 168 00:14:34,698 --> 00:14:37,451 To build this 4000 years ago was visionary. 169 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:40,329 The Suez Canal was built 86 years ago. 170 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:42,456 Really? 171 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,834 But what a source of national pride! 172 00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:49,672 It has international status. An English company runs it. 173 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,465 Nothing here is Egyptian. 174 00:14:52,174 --> 00:14:55,219 Except for the workers killed while building it. 175 00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:56,387 What is it? 176 00:14:57,179 --> 00:14:58,555 My father died here. 177 00:14:58,889 --> 00:15:01,308 Building the canal? 178 00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:05,145 Playing paddle ball. The string broke. The ball flew off. 179 00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:07,356 The current carried him away. 180 00:15:08,732 --> 00:15:09,858 He was a true saint. 181 00:15:12,653 --> 00:15:14,738 Egypt has suffered a great loss. 182 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,161 Tell me, Larmina... 183 00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:24,873 what was Jack working on? 184 00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:28,294 A stockpile of weapons had disappeared. 185 00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,547 He was supposed to meet an informer in Ismaila. 186 00:15:32,339 --> 00:15:34,049 I haven't seen him since. 187 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,884 - Strange. - Isn't it? 188 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,138 Strange... You see this car behind me? 189 00:15:41,223 --> 00:15:42,516 I've been watching it. 190 00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:45,394 - And? - It's perfectly dust-free! 191 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,646 Isn't a clean car nicer? 192 00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:51,609 Someday I'll give your chassis a polish. 193 00:16:03,912 --> 00:16:06,665 Cairo 194 00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:17,217 We're here. This is the S.C.E.P. 195 00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:19,845 - The... - S.C.E.P. Your cover. 196 00:16:20,929 --> 00:16:22,890 Come here. This is Slimane. 197 00:16:23,098 --> 00:16:26,268 Foreman, caretaker... the pillar of the company! 198 00:16:26,477 --> 00:16:27,936 Welcome, sir. 199 00:16:28,145 --> 00:16:29,521 Thank you, Slimane. 200 00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:33,484 You feel like an orphan since Mr. Jefferson left. 201 00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:36,028 Rest assured. I'm here now. 202 00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:39,907 I'm Lucien Bramard, your new boss. And your friend. 203 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,116 Thank you, sir. 204 00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:44,328 To seal our friendship, I have something for you. 205 00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:50,751 Look, this is our "Rais". Mr. René Coty. A great man. 206 00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:52,711 He'll go down in history. 207 00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:56,423 He likes people from Madagascar, Morocco and Senegal. 208 00:16:57,132 --> 00:17:00,260 He is your friend. This will bring you luck. 209 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:01,971 Thank you. 210 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:06,725 Jack... 211 00:17:45,556 --> 00:17:47,266 What are you doing? 212 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,229 Welcome to the S.C.E.P.! 213 00:18:00,696 --> 00:18:01,697 What's this? 214 00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:03,824 Society of Chicken and Egyptian Poultry. 215 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:07,161 Mr. Jefferson raised chickens. Now you do! 216 00:18:09,747 --> 00:18:10,623 Great. 217 00:18:10,831 --> 00:18:14,335 450 hens, 110 roosters, 150 chickens! This is the S.C.E.P. 218 00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:19,173 - What's the smell? - Chickens! 219 00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:21,300 - And the noise? - Chickens too! 220 00:18:21,884 --> 00:18:24,345 They stop it when the lights go off. 221 00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:26,138 How strange. 222 00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:28,682 It's true. 223 00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:31,560 Mr. Jefferson's office is down the hall. 224 00:18:33,687 --> 00:18:35,564 How humorous. 225 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,585 Who are you? Why are you here? 226 00:18:56,794 --> 00:18:59,296 Calm down, calm down. 227 00:19:00,047 --> 00:19:03,634 This is Gerhard Moeller, the head of the S.C.E.B. 228 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,552 Society of Cows and Egyptian Beef 229 00:19:05,761 --> 00:19:08,430 That doesn't answer my second question. 230 00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:10,265 Which one? 231 00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:13,519 Why are you here? 232 00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:17,564 I came to inquire how my friend Jefferson is doing. 233 00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:19,942 It's been a while. 234 00:19:20,234 --> 00:19:22,903 He's in Jordan. Big chicken market there. 235 00:19:23,112 --> 00:19:25,739 You've put me at ease. Thank you. 236 00:19:26,615 --> 00:19:29,159 We haven't had the pleasure of meeting. 237 00:19:30,411 --> 00:19:34,581 It's a small world here. Everyone knows everyone. 238 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,126 Lucien Bramard. Jack's partner. 239 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,587 Very well. Pleased to meet you. 240 00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:47,303 Welcome to Cairo. 241 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,726 Beware of him. Jack didn't like him. 242 00:19:54,518 --> 00:19:57,313 Don't worry. If there's something to uncover, 243 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,777 I'll uncover it. 244 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,125 Come to tonight's Embassy reception. 245 00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:22,755 I'd be delighted. A perfect occasion to wear my alpaca tuxedo. 246 00:20:22,963 --> 00:20:26,884 I guess. And to butter up to the cream of high society. 247 00:20:30,304 --> 00:20:32,056 I try to avoid rich foods. 248 00:20:35,643 --> 00:20:37,853 Because you said butter and cream. 249 00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:41,357 Two rich foods: butter and cream. 250 00:20:42,983 --> 00:20:44,401 Cream of high society... 251 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,280 Avoid rich foods... It's a pun. 252 00:20:50,157 --> 00:20:52,785 - I'll pick you up at seven. - Excellent. 253 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:08,342 Bramard. 254 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,885 Yes, sir? 255 00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:14,723 I have a reservation. 256 00:21:14,932 --> 00:21:16,850 Ah yes. Please sign here. 257 00:21:23,524 --> 00:21:25,442 Thank you, Mr. Bramard. 258 00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:28,028 Welcome to Egypt. 259 00:21:28,404 --> 00:21:30,823 I think that man is waiting for you. 260 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,329 He's here. He checked into the hotel. 261 00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,334 How is your goulash? 262 00:21:42,543 --> 00:21:44,169 How is your goulash? 263 00:21:46,755 --> 00:21:47,965 How is what? 264 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:49,758 How is what? 265 00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,061 Thank you. Here. 266 00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:02,521 No thank you. 267 00:22:02,813 --> 00:22:04,398 But it's René Coty! 268 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,116 Welcome to Egypt, 117. 269 00:22:15,409 --> 00:22:16,660 Princess! 270 00:22:17,661 --> 00:22:19,788 It's always so enchanting to see you. 271 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,750 - Thank you, Hubert. - Don't mention it. 272 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:26,295 What's that smell? Could it be chicken? 273 00:22:31,091 --> 00:22:32,217 Let's say it's me. 274 00:22:32,426 --> 00:22:33,886 Give the envelope back. 275 00:22:34,094 --> 00:22:35,721 - Why should I? - That's why. 276 00:23:26,981 --> 00:23:28,107 I love to fight. 277 00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:24,580 Princess, why do you want that envelope? 278 00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:27,541 - My lips are sealed, ape. - As you like. 279 00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:28,626 Totally sealed. 280 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,670 Now we're even. I won't make love to you. 281 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:36,967 Obviously, I could use this tool of mine. 282 00:24:39,386 --> 00:24:41,764 It's called... a revolver. 283 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:46,101 It's unsealed lots of lips. Of both men and women. 284 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,979 You load it and unload it, like this. 285 00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:50,439 Load, 286 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:51,732 unload. 287 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,150 Load, 288 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,610 unload. 289 00:24:58,822 --> 00:25:03,327 It's trustworthy. Hard. It can penetrate up to... 290 00:25:04,453 --> 00:25:07,039 I don't know what's in the envelope. 291 00:25:09,792 --> 00:25:14,338 A stranger asked me to give it to my uncle, King Farouk. 292 00:25:20,594 --> 00:25:22,429 My little camel... 293 00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:26,809 Enough with these animal names. It gets pretty annoying. 294 00:26:11,812 --> 00:26:14,523 - How is your room? - Fine, thank you. 295 00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:17,276 Actually it's a bit of a mess. 296 00:26:17,484 --> 00:26:20,279 A mouse on the bed and a roach underneath. 297 00:26:20,487 --> 00:26:21,989 I'll take care of it. 298 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,077 He's leaving the hotel. 299 00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:31,081 - Salaam Aleikum, Lucien. - Good evening, Larmina. 300 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:35,544 You get prettier by the hour. I can't wait till tomorrow! 301 00:26:35,753 --> 00:26:39,632 - Inch Allah. Shall I drive? - I can't refuse a dark-eyed brunette. 302 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,216 And blue-eyed blondes? 303 00:26:41,675 --> 00:26:43,761 In any case you're my kind of woman. 304 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,764 What if I were a midget with glasses? 305 00:26:49,558 --> 00:26:51,310 I wouldn't let you drive. 306 00:26:52,686 --> 00:26:53,479 Preposterous. 307 00:27:09,411 --> 00:27:12,039 Go on, Larmina. I'll meet you inside. 308 00:27:17,044 --> 00:27:20,756 Now I've got it. How's the beef stroganoff? 309 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,510 - Didn't you get enough? - Stop it. 310 00:27:24,718 --> 00:27:26,512 You, stop it! 311 00:27:36,563 --> 00:27:39,900 I'm sorry. Come on, let's have some fun. 312 00:27:40,276 --> 00:27:41,944 He's at the Embassy. 313 00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,128 A Suze. 314 00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:03,007 Nothing to drink? Lillet? Dubonnet? Cinzano? Brandy? 315 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,009 I don't drink alcohol. 316 00:28:06,135 --> 00:28:07,261 How strange! 317 00:28:07,469 --> 00:28:09,221 It's against my religion. 318 00:28:09,972 --> 00:28:12,975 What stupid religion would forbid alcohol? 319 00:28:13,183 --> 00:28:17,730 The Muslim religion, practiced by 90% of our population. 320 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:19,982 I didn't know. 321 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,984 Too bad for me. 322 00:28:26,614 --> 00:28:28,032 You're very... 323 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,536 Very French, in fact. 324 00:28:33,871 --> 00:28:35,039 Thank you. 325 00:28:49,970 --> 00:28:51,430 A mambo! 326 00:28:52,222 --> 00:28:53,390 Come on! 327 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:56,143 I don't know it. 328 00:28:56,352 --> 00:28:58,604 Watch my feet and do the same. 329 00:29:10,491 --> 00:29:13,494 I guess I'm sort of like... your mirror. 330 00:29:13,702 --> 00:29:17,414 What I see in it tickles me pink. I'm gorgeous tonight. 331 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:20,960 That dress hugs my shapes with just a hint of modesty. 332 00:29:21,168 --> 00:29:22,836 Keep quiet and concentrate. 333 00:29:29,843 --> 00:29:31,345 We're not very discreet. 334 00:29:31,553 --> 00:29:34,056 Why be discreet with a woman like you? 335 00:29:42,064 --> 00:29:43,482 Come back. I feel... 336 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:46,694 Naked without me? I understand. 337 00:29:51,031 --> 00:29:52,616 You see those men? 338 00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:56,787 Interesting clique. 339 00:29:57,037 --> 00:30:00,082 You should question them. I'll introduce you. 340 00:30:31,947 --> 00:30:35,075 Come plunge into the muddy waters of the Nile. 341 00:30:36,952 --> 00:30:40,164 This is Mr. Jefferson's new partner, Lucien Bramard. 342 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,625 You've already met Gerhard Moeller. 343 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:44,877 Pleasure to see you again. 344 00:30:45,085 --> 00:30:46,754 The pleasure's mine. 345 00:30:47,129 --> 00:30:51,216 Mr. Pelletier, Society of Belgian and Egyptian Poultry Producers. 346 00:30:51,425 --> 00:30:53,302 Our competitor and friend. 347 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:56,680 - Raymond Pelletier. - Pleasure. 348 00:30:56,889 --> 00:31:00,017 And Yevevni Setine. He raises sheep. 349 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:01,060 Pleasure. 350 00:31:01,435 --> 00:31:03,604 Mr. Bramard... a cigarette? 351 00:31:03,812 --> 00:31:05,564 Thanks. I'm trying to start. 352 00:31:05,773 --> 00:31:07,775 - Miss? - Thank you. 353 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:20,162 May I? 354 00:31:20,371 --> 00:31:21,789 Be my guest. 355 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:25,751 I would love to show you the pyramids, Mr. Bramard. 356 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,087 I would love you as a guide. 357 00:31:28,837 --> 00:31:33,509 The mystery of the pyramids is that of unattainable conscience. 358 00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:36,512 Pharaohs were buried with their servants. 359 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,515 When we die, we want everything to stop. 360 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,684 It is the cycle of life itself. 361 00:31:43,185 --> 00:31:45,604 When someone or something dies, 362 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,191 something or someone is born. 363 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,778 We try to forget we're animals, 364 00:31:52,987 --> 00:31:56,490 but nature keeps reminding us. Sometimes cruelly. 365 00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:12,881 Scientists experiment on fruit flies 366 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:16,468 because their brains are very similar to ours. 367 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,722 Through a horse's eye we seem bigger than we are. 368 00:32:20,014 --> 00:32:22,433 That's why we're able to tame them. 369 00:32:25,227 --> 00:32:26,770 Our eyes teach us 370 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:29,857 how to react to others. 371 00:32:30,107 --> 00:32:32,067 But we can be near-sighted. 372 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:40,492 The blind man doesn't see. He feels. 373 00:32:40,993 --> 00:32:42,620 And paradoxically, he sees. 374 00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,913 When a cat's tail is straight, 375 00:32:46,081 --> 00:32:47,499 it feels at ease. 376 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:49,835 An amputee's leg still itches. 377 00:32:50,044 --> 00:32:52,880 When women change men, they change hairstyles. 378 00:32:53,088 --> 00:32:55,716 You must let a baby cry at night, 379 00:32:56,634 --> 00:32:58,969 or bedtime becomes too ritualized. 380 00:33:13,067 --> 00:33:15,986 You want a drink? We can go to the bar. 381 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:20,282 A little nightcap? 382 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:25,788 Mr. Bramard? 383 00:33:32,169 --> 00:33:34,171 How is the veal stew? 384 00:33:48,269 --> 00:33:52,147 Nigel Gardenborough. Head of the British Lamb Consortium. 385 00:33:52,356 --> 00:33:54,608 Lucien Bramard. What does this mean? 386 00:33:54,817 --> 00:33:56,235 I know who you are. 387 00:33:58,028 --> 00:33:59,530 I tried contacting you. 388 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,658 But you get a little hot under the collar. 389 00:34:03,325 --> 00:34:05,703 Excuse me. One must be careful. 390 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,956 This city is a nest of spies. What do you want? 391 00:34:09,373 --> 00:34:11,625 To warn you of a great danger. 392 00:34:12,376 --> 00:34:13,669 Jefferson... 393 00:34:17,298 --> 00:34:19,300 What's this about, old chap? 394 00:34:21,010 --> 00:34:21,885 My God! 395 00:35:49,765 --> 00:35:54,103 Choukrane... The Metropolitan Hotel, please? 396 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:15,541 Choukrane... 397 00:36:39,773 --> 00:36:41,609 Larmina... 398 00:36:41,817 --> 00:36:42,443 It's me. 399 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:44,028 Is it you? 400 00:36:45,029 --> 00:36:46,488 Yes, it's me. 401 00:36:46,697 --> 00:36:48,657 I was scared to death. 402 00:36:48,949 --> 00:36:50,618 I preferred to wait here. 403 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:52,828 Sleep. It'll be fine. 404 00:38:05,276 --> 00:38:07,236 Shut your damned mouth! 405 00:38:22,751 --> 00:38:25,504 This ruckus is really getting on my nerves. 406 00:38:25,713 --> 00:38:27,172 I'll show them! 407 00:38:28,382 --> 00:38:30,217 Excuse me! 408 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:32,928 Excuse me! 409 00:38:34,888 --> 00:38:38,017 Enough with the mike! Don't act like a baby! 410 00:38:40,019 --> 00:38:41,770 Give me that mike! 411 00:38:53,574 --> 00:38:56,243 - Sleep well? - Very well, thank you. 412 00:38:56,952 --> 00:38:58,621 I had a marvelous dream. 413 00:38:58,871 --> 00:39:01,415 Breakfast in bed with a dark-eyed beauty. 414 00:39:02,082 --> 00:39:03,083 Smooth talker! 415 00:39:03,292 --> 00:39:06,462 Only during breakfast with dark-eyed beauties. 416 00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:13,636 Bismi Allah... 417 00:39:22,311 --> 00:39:24,021 I love to butter my biscuit. 418 00:39:25,773 --> 00:39:26,774 By the way, 419 00:39:26,982 --> 00:39:29,777 I was woken by a guy screaming on a tower. 420 00:39:29,985 --> 00:39:32,613 I couldn't sleep. I had to shut him up. 421 00:39:32,821 --> 00:39:35,115 A muezzin? You shut up a muezzin? 422 00:39:35,491 --> 00:39:37,242 - The...? - Muezzin. 423 00:39:37,451 --> 00:39:39,411 He was calling for prayer. 424 00:39:39,995 --> 00:39:40,788 I didn't know. 425 00:39:41,455 --> 00:39:45,084 That's what the ruckus was. The screaming, the mike... 426 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,005 Yours is a very strange religion. 427 00:39:50,214 --> 00:39:51,882 You'll grow tired of it. 428 00:39:53,342 --> 00:39:55,052 I bet it won't last long. 429 00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:58,764 Larmina, honey, 430 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:02,518 can you drop me at the office? I'll poke around. 431 00:40:04,228 --> 00:40:05,521 Of course, Lucien. 432 00:40:06,188 --> 00:40:07,481 La choukrane. 433 00:40:16,573 --> 00:40:18,325 See you later... 434 00:40:50,190 --> 00:40:52,192 Paper clips... 435 00:41:04,413 --> 00:41:06,915 Poultry and Eggs 436 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,954 You don't need me anymore? 437 00:41:45,204 --> 00:41:47,331 - It's five o'clock. - Already? 438 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:52,169 Time really flies! You can go home, my good man. 439 00:41:53,671 --> 00:41:54,755 Goodnight, faithful Slimane. 440 00:41:58,050 --> 00:42:00,260 Kiss your family for me, okay? 441 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:02,680 How many children? Eight? Nine? 442 00:42:02,972 --> 00:42:03,847 Two, sir. 443 00:42:06,058 --> 00:42:07,101 Kiss them anyway. 444 00:42:10,771 --> 00:42:13,274 Thank you, sir. Goodbye, sir. 445 00:42:27,997 --> 00:42:29,123 Slimane? 446 00:42:30,624 --> 00:42:32,001 Is that you? 447 00:43:10,623 --> 00:43:12,333 My God... 448 00:43:47,201 --> 00:43:49,703 - Are you okay? - Fine! 449 00:43:53,707 --> 00:43:55,209 You said it would sting. 450 00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:56,919 It usually does. 451 00:43:59,254 --> 00:44:00,506 May I? 452 00:44:01,048 --> 00:44:02,841 Let's not waste any more time. 453 00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:07,054 - Are you okay? - Fine. 454 00:44:10,391 --> 00:44:11,558 What an asshole! 455 00:44:16,105 --> 00:44:19,400 It's just scratches. You could have been infected. 456 00:44:23,445 --> 00:44:24,947 This doesn't bode well. 457 00:44:26,573 --> 00:44:28,367 Business is bad enough. 458 00:44:28,784 --> 00:44:30,744 Now we've lost 25 chickens. 459 00:44:31,745 --> 00:44:34,081 This was in your assailant's pocket. 460 00:44:34,290 --> 00:44:36,458 Heavens! "Fondouk". What is it? 461 00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,419 - It's a café. - Nothing special? 462 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:40,629 Just your typical café. 463 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,173 What a shame. 464 00:44:43,799 --> 00:44:45,384 We almost had a clue. 465 00:44:47,845 --> 00:44:51,181 Maybe it's worth going there. You never know. 466 00:44:51,599 --> 00:44:53,225 To find a clue or a lead. 467 00:44:55,311 --> 00:44:57,771 You're right. I couldn't agree more. 468 00:44:58,439 --> 00:45:01,400 Teach me a little Arabic, so I'll blend in. 469 00:45:01,650 --> 00:45:02,943 From the beginning: 470 00:45:07,865 --> 00:45:08,616 Excellent! 471 00:45:08,824 --> 00:45:10,409 - What does it mean? - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 472 00:45:14,622 --> 00:45:16,206 It's totally useless. 473 00:45:19,335 --> 00:45:21,128 Unless I need to count to five. 474 00:45:21,337 --> 00:45:23,422 Then it might come in handy. 475 00:45:25,633 --> 00:45:29,470 But I can't go past five because at "six" I get stuck. 476 00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:35,017 Let's try. Strike while the iron is hot. 477 00:45:35,225 --> 00:45:37,561 Yes. Strike while the iron is hot. 478 00:46:38,956 --> 00:46:41,417 My brothers! My brothers! 479 00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:44,044 In the name of Merciful God 480 00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:46,547 foreigners steal our riches! 481 00:46:47,381 --> 00:46:49,341 They blaspheme our Prophet 482 00:46:49,550 --> 00:46:51,552 and scorn our religion! 483 00:46:52,136 --> 00:46:53,178 This morning 484 00:46:53,387 --> 00:46:56,265 they stopped a muezzin from doing his duty. 485 00:46:56,849 --> 00:46:58,392 It is a sign from above 486 00:46:58,601 --> 00:46:59,893 to take up arms! 487 00:47:00,102 --> 00:47:00,936 Allah Akbar! 488 00:47:02,313 --> 00:47:03,606 Allah Akbar! 489 00:47:07,735 --> 00:47:09,445 Yes, my brothers, 490 00:47:09,653 --> 00:47:11,280 we will take up arms. 491 00:47:18,912 --> 00:47:20,205 Yes, my brothers, 492 00:47:20,414 --> 00:47:23,208 by attacking the muezzin this morning 493 00:47:23,626 --> 00:47:26,128 they have angered the Eagles of Keops. 494 00:47:41,602 --> 00:47:43,270 The infidel is among us. 495 00:47:43,479 --> 00:47:45,189 Brothers... 496 00:47:45,397 --> 00:47:46,899 The atheist infidel 497 00:47:47,107 --> 00:47:48,400 who stopped the muezzin 498 00:47:48,609 --> 00:47:50,694 from performing his duty is here. 499 00:47:50,903 --> 00:47:52,029 It is him! 500 00:48:06,585 --> 00:48:08,170 My head... 501 00:48:12,633 --> 00:48:14,051 My wrists... 502 00:48:18,305 --> 00:48:19,765 Why are you here, mutt? 503 00:48:19,974 --> 00:48:23,602 I hate touristy places. Your café seemed authentic. 504 00:48:23,811 --> 00:48:27,481 My whip will make you less of a wise-ass, unbeliever. 505 00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:30,943 Untie me and kiss my wise ass, believer. 506 00:48:42,788 --> 00:48:43,914 Six. 507 00:49:08,564 --> 00:49:09,732 Larmina? 508 00:49:10,107 --> 00:49:12,067 Exposed as the rat you are. 509 00:49:13,068 --> 00:49:14,612 How could you betray me? 510 00:49:14,945 --> 00:49:16,488 Why did I trust you? 511 00:49:16,697 --> 00:49:18,657 Women are never to be trusted! 512 00:49:19,450 --> 00:49:23,495 To think I almost let you make love to me! What a fine mess! 513 00:49:23,704 --> 00:49:25,205 Make love to you? 514 00:49:25,623 --> 00:49:27,333 You silenced a muezzin 515 00:49:27,541 --> 00:49:29,126 just so you could sleep! 516 00:49:29,376 --> 00:49:32,004 I'd rather screw a pig on a holy Friday! 517 00:49:33,797 --> 00:49:37,217 You judge my country and religion with condescension. 518 00:49:37,509 --> 00:49:38,928 I can't believe it. 519 00:49:39,428 --> 00:49:43,432 Your cigarettes, your mambo, your tits mixed up with fanatics! 520 00:49:43,724 --> 00:49:45,684 I told you. You didn't listen. 521 00:49:46,101 --> 00:49:47,978 My father was a great man. 522 00:49:48,979 --> 00:49:53,359 If he hadn't played paddle ball, he'd have led the revolution! 523 00:49:53,567 --> 00:49:55,903 - You're not like those men. - I am. 524 00:49:56,111 --> 00:49:58,113 I fight to be respected. 525 00:49:58,405 --> 00:50:00,240 Too bad they're not like you. 526 00:50:00,532 --> 00:50:04,787 If their bodies were as shapely as yours, I'd switch teams. 527 00:50:04,995 --> 00:50:07,498 Don't you ever talk about my body! 528 00:50:09,249 --> 00:50:11,418 If they had such round breasts, 529 00:50:12,753 --> 00:50:14,630 such captivating cleavage, 530 00:50:14,922 --> 00:50:18,509 nipples that perked up at the slightest emotion or breeze 531 00:50:18,842 --> 00:50:21,136 nipples that you want to nibble... 532 00:50:21,553 --> 00:50:24,598 so pink, so healthy, swelling with life... 533 00:50:25,391 --> 00:50:26,392 You're a fool. 534 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,560 Yes... but I'm free! 535 00:50:32,815 --> 00:50:35,025 Okay... I'm going. 536 00:50:35,234 --> 00:50:36,527 What about you? 537 00:50:37,027 --> 00:50:40,614 Just kidding. So long, Larmina... Inch Allah. 538 00:50:42,658 --> 00:50:44,076 I'm such a ham! 539 00:50:47,496 --> 00:50:48,956 Oh yes, I'd forgotten. 540 00:50:49,164 --> 00:50:51,625 You're leaving without bidding farewell? 541 00:50:51,834 --> 00:50:54,128 I'll bid you farewell, one by one. 542 00:50:54,336 --> 00:50:57,006 - Go ahead and try. - Who wants to start? 543 00:51:04,847 --> 00:51:06,098 Go ahead and try... 544 00:51:07,391 --> 00:51:08,642 Who wants to start? 545 00:51:10,894 --> 00:51:14,231 So infidel, you're leaving without bidding farewell? 546 00:51:15,065 --> 00:51:17,276 One bids farewell only in polite society. 547 00:53:55,142 --> 00:53:56,477 Good evening. 548 00:53:57,561 --> 00:53:59,271 No messages? 549 00:54:03,108 --> 00:54:05,069 Fine... 550 00:54:05,694 --> 00:54:07,363 I'll be in my room. 551 00:54:19,249 --> 00:54:20,876 He's at the hotel. 552 00:54:21,085 --> 00:54:23,671 Okay. You can stop following him now. 553 00:54:24,254 --> 00:54:27,341 Kill the Frenchman. He's getting very nosy. 554 00:54:27,633 --> 00:54:28,884 Jackass. 555 00:54:29,468 --> 00:54:31,804 He raped me twice. Maybe even more. 556 00:54:34,807 --> 00:54:35,599 He's in his room. 557 00:54:35,808 --> 00:54:37,810 Stop following him, I said! 558 00:54:38,435 --> 00:54:39,853 And he has a pistol. 559 00:54:41,313 --> 00:54:42,398 It can penetrate... 560 00:54:42,606 --> 00:54:45,651 He's just a small spy with a big ego. 561 00:54:45,859 --> 00:54:47,152 He's not dangerous? 562 00:54:47,403 --> 00:54:48,904 Not at all. 563 00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:55,953 French Embassy 564 00:55:17,641 --> 00:55:18,767 Hubert, old chap. 565 00:55:18,976 --> 00:55:20,811 Plantieux, good to see you! 566 00:55:21,854 --> 00:55:23,814 - How long has it been? - Too long! 567 00:55:25,149 --> 00:55:27,901 Like I say: "When it's long, it's too long!" 568 00:55:35,367 --> 00:55:37,036 - On the rocks? - The usual! 569 00:55:46,587 --> 00:55:47,880 Funny... 570 00:55:49,465 --> 00:55:51,216 To our colonial empire! 571 00:55:58,724 --> 00:56:00,142 The unrest here... 572 00:56:00,351 --> 00:56:04,355 in Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, the fall of Dien Bien Phu... 573 00:56:04,605 --> 00:56:07,775 But trust me. We'll persevere and keep our colonies! 574 00:56:08,192 --> 00:56:09,485 Inch Allah, Plantieux. 575 00:56:10,361 --> 00:56:12,196 - How's it going? - It's not. 576 00:56:12,404 --> 00:56:15,950 I searched the S.C.E.P. All I found are chicken receipts. 577 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:17,993 What do you think? 578 00:56:19,203 --> 00:56:21,330 The books are far from great, 579 00:56:21,538 --> 00:56:23,082 but there's potential. 580 00:56:24,041 --> 00:56:26,210 Two years ago, our largest competitor 581 00:56:26,418 --> 00:56:29,838 had 85% of the market. Now we're number one. 582 00:56:35,094 --> 00:56:36,470 In fact... 583 00:56:37,054 --> 00:56:40,140 I wanted your take on the Jefferson case... 584 00:56:41,433 --> 00:56:43,310 Jack... Of course... 585 00:56:43,811 --> 00:56:45,688 I still don't know who did it. 586 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,232 But if ever I found out... 587 00:56:51,026 --> 00:56:52,111 Thank you. 588 00:56:53,028 --> 00:56:53,821 What's this? 589 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,991 Jack's writing. "Kapov" is the Russian ship 590 00:56:57,199 --> 00:57:00,411 that's missing. This is important. Here's your clue! 591 00:57:01,996 --> 00:57:04,331 These matchbooks keep popping up. 592 00:57:04,665 --> 00:57:08,335 The chicken-chucker left this. It led me straight to... 593 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,297 to the... 594 00:57:11,839 --> 00:57:13,549 - The Eagles of... - Keops? 595 00:57:15,718 --> 00:57:18,095 Another clue! Good job! Hat's off! 596 00:57:18,304 --> 00:57:21,557 I was in a crowd clamoring for revolution and arms. 597 00:57:21,849 --> 00:57:23,851 The Eagles are getting arms? 598 00:57:25,769 --> 00:57:29,857 Worrisome. Warn the Egyptian government. I'll tell Paris. 599 00:57:30,899 --> 00:57:32,151 Well done, old chap. 600 00:57:32,359 --> 00:57:35,571 Intuition, discretion, deduction... Pure OSS 117! 601 00:57:35,779 --> 00:57:39,074 A question of brainpower and concentration. 602 00:57:39,283 --> 00:57:43,245 Talk to that Russian, Setine. He's always at the steam bath. 603 00:57:44,121 --> 00:57:45,331 Okay. 604 00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:48,626 Paris. Code red. 605 00:57:53,631 --> 00:57:54,882 I'm off. 606 00:57:56,258 --> 00:57:58,969 What should I do, before the steam bath? 607 00:57:59,970 --> 00:58:02,014 The government. 608 00:58:02,723 --> 00:58:03,515 Of Egypt. 609 00:58:05,726 --> 00:58:07,186 That's right. 610 00:58:08,604 --> 00:58:09,980 Well, I'm off. 611 00:58:12,274 --> 00:58:13,734 So long, Plantieux. 612 00:58:16,612 --> 00:58:17,988 Code red. 613 00:58:39,468 --> 00:58:42,429 Thank you for warning us, Mr. Bonisseur de la Bath. 614 00:58:42,638 --> 00:58:44,014 We'll take immediate action. 615 00:58:44,223 --> 00:58:45,432 It's perfectly normal. 616 00:58:45,641 --> 00:58:48,936 The Eagles want us to return to the Middle Ages. 617 00:58:49,770 --> 00:58:54,316 That unconscionable attack on the muezzin sent them over the edge. 618 00:58:55,276 --> 00:58:56,402 Did it? 619 00:58:58,654 --> 00:59:00,364 This fountain is pretty. 620 00:59:03,534 --> 00:59:05,995 I love the white noise water makes. 621 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:15,212 The first puff is for you, Mr. Bonisseur de la Bath. 622 00:59:16,588 --> 00:59:20,884 It's soothing, and leads to pleasant, intelligent conversation. 623 00:59:21,093 --> 00:59:23,178 An ancient Oriental tradition. 624 00:59:23,387 --> 00:59:25,472 Then I'd love to start smoking again. 625 00:59:29,727 --> 00:59:32,146 How flattering to see a man like you 626 00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:34,607 speak our language so fluently. 627 00:59:34,982 --> 00:59:39,194 I won't be sharing the hookah with a guest, but a friend. 628 00:59:40,154 --> 00:59:41,822 Our country's development 629 00:59:42,031 --> 00:59:46,285 and modernization have made some people jealous and bitter. 630 00:59:46,535 --> 00:59:50,247 Not just the Eagles, but our degenerate royal family. 631 00:59:50,539 --> 00:59:54,710 They won't accept that we removed crooked Farouk from power. 632 00:59:56,503 --> 00:59:58,839 They may be a family of degenerates 633 00:59:59,214 --> 01:00:01,842 but Princess Al Tarouk is worth the trip! 634 01:00:02,092 --> 01:00:04,261 That royal blood sure can boil! 635 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:07,890 The way she squeals! A real fishmonger's wife! 636 01:00:25,199 --> 01:00:31,205 Getting back to Egypt... Development, modernization okay, but... 637 01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:33,207 Thank God for the West. 638 01:00:33,415 --> 01:00:34,166 Pardon me? 639 01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:36,502 Look at the canal. Pardon you! 640 01:00:36,794 --> 01:00:38,712 Good thing it's European-run! 641 01:00:39,004 --> 01:00:40,798 Not like your city streets! 642 01:00:41,006 --> 01:00:42,841 I'm telling you as a friend. 643 01:00:43,592 --> 01:00:45,427 It's 1955. Come on, wake up! 644 01:00:46,053 --> 01:00:49,765 Donkeys and jellabas and writing you can't read... 645 01:00:55,980 --> 01:00:57,564 It's time to grow up! 646 01:00:58,983 --> 01:01:00,609 Time to grow up, man! 647 01:01:03,570 --> 01:01:08,075 I'm in poultry. In terms of chicken alone, it's a mess! 648 01:01:09,576 --> 01:01:10,828 Never the right papers. 649 01:01:17,668 --> 01:01:21,130 If we weren't allies, you'd be rotting in jail! 650 01:01:21,463 --> 01:01:22,715 What did I say? 651 01:01:26,635 --> 01:01:27,928 Fat ass. 652 01:01:29,138 --> 01:01:31,932 Suleyman Pacha Steam Bath 653 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:36,270 It's a good thing you came to see me, Mr. Bramard. 654 01:01:36,478 --> 01:01:38,522 Your skin is terribly dry. 655 01:01:39,315 --> 01:01:40,399 Really? 656 01:01:41,233 --> 01:01:42,735 You should moisturize. 657 01:01:42,985 --> 01:01:45,571 A moisturizer with high penetrability. 658 01:01:46,989 --> 01:01:48,032 It's heaven. 659 01:01:52,077 --> 01:01:53,996 I love being rubbed with oil. 660 01:01:56,290 --> 01:01:58,375 Did you have something to tell me? 661 01:01:58,584 --> 01:02:00,711 Yes. Does "Kapov" sound familiar? 662 01:02:05,257 --> 01:02:09,219 Sounds like my country's ship that disappeared last month. 663 01:02:10,095 --> 01:02:13,015 Allow me to confide you to expert hands. 664 01:02:13,223 --> 01:02:15,684 The best of the Suleyman Pacha Bath. 665 01:02:16,143 --> 01:02:18,062 And the best of the Orient, 666 01:02:18,646 --> 01:02:19,939 Khalid. 667 01:02:20,481 --> 01:02:23,317 He's the tall one. The other is Loktar. 668 01:02:23,567 --> 01:02:27,613 Khalid mixes two traditional massage methods: the shiatsu 669 01:02:27,821 --> 01:02:30,574 for the nerve centers and the Nuan Thai 670 01:02:30,783 --> 01:02:32,242 for stretching. 671 01:02:34,161 --> 01:02:35,371 It's staggering! 672 01:02:35,579 --> 01:02:38,499 Khalid is a master. A maalem, as they say. 673 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:40,876 Invigorating. 674 01:02:41,085 --> 01:02:44,838 Would you like the session to last or will you talk? 675 01:02:45,047 --> 01:02:46,173 Talk about what? 676 01:02:46,382 --> 01:02:48,092 Your partner, Jefferson. 677 01:02:48,342 --> 01:02:50,511 - Jack's out of town. - Nice try! 678 01:02:50,719 --> 01:02:53,681 You're as much in poultry as I am in lamb. 679 01:02:53,889 --> 01:02:56,642 The Kapov. Soviet ship. Disappears one day 680 01:02:56,850 --> 01:02:59,228 with a cargo of arms. The day after, 681 01:02:59,436 --> 01:03:02,106 Jefferson disappears. Odd, isn't it? 682 01:03:02,314 --> 01:03:06,026 My sole purpose here is to increase my chicken sales. 683 01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:08,070 Lymphatic drainage! 684 01:03:08,696 --> 01:03:10,906 At the Embassy you had a matchbook 685 01:03:11,115 --> 01:03:13,534 with "Kapov" written in it. Odd, no? 686 01:03:13,742 --> 01:03:16,787 I want to break into the Jordanian and Syrian markets. 687 01:03:16,996 --> 01:03:20,833 Enough, Bramard! Or should I call you OSS 117? 688 01:03:21,041 --> 01:03:23,127 Where's the Kapov? Where are the arms? 689 01:03:23,335 --> 01:03:25,754 And where's Jefferson? Three questions. 690 01:03:28,507 --> 01:03:29,758 One answer. 691 01:03:30,467 --> 01:03:31,510 Two answers. 692 01:03:37,057 --> 01:03:37,850 And three answers. 693 01:03:40,227 --> 01:03:43,314 Truth is, they came "Russian" at me. 694 01:04:09,006 --> 01:04:10,591 Hello, Moeller. 695 01:04:10,799 --> 01:04:12,217 Get in, Herr Bramard. 696 01:04:18,182 --> 01:04:19,642 How's our friend Setine? 697 01:04:19,850 --> 01:04:21,435 Just fair, alas. 698 01:04:23,187 --> 01:04:24,647 What do you want, Moeller? 699 01:04:25,397 --> 01:04:29,234 That trip to the pyramids... Still up for it? 700 01:04:29,443 --> 01:04:30,861 It'll be a pleasure. 701 01:04:31,070 --> 01:04:32,863 - Tomorrow? - Tomorrow. 702 01:04:33,072 --> 01:04:34,198 Good. 703 01:04:36,951 --> 01:04:39,203 Shall I drop you at your hotel? 704 01:04:39,411 --> 01:04:43,499 I'd prefer the S.C.E.P. I have some work to do. 705 01:05:09,984 --> 01:05:11,819 He just left the hotel. 706 01:05:19,076 --> 01:05:20,619 Herr Bramard, 707 01:05:21,578 --> 01:05:23,330 how paltry is our poultry 708 01:05:23,539 --> 01:05:26,667 before these masterpieces of ancient history? 709 01:05:28,377 --> 01:05:31,755 I haven't the slightest idea... Very? 710 01:05:33,966 --> 01:05:36,385 What happened to Setine is awful. 711 01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:38,721 I've heard such wild rumors. 712 01:05:39,930 --> 01:05:43,225 It would seem that his morals were ambiguous. 713 01:05:43,726 --> 01:05:46,562 Especially in the bathhouse where you met. 714 01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:47,896 Did you know? 715 01:05:48,856 --> 01:05:50,190 I had no idea. 716 01:05:50,399 --> 01:05:54,403 How strange. Rumor has it that you and he... 717 01:05:54,612 --> 01:05:56,113 Well I had no idea! 718 01:05:56,322 --> 01:05:57,865 Let's keep it that way. 719 01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,200 Men belong with women. 720 01:06:00,409 --> 01:06:03,621 The rest is perversion and mental illness. 721 01:06:04,413 --> 01:06:06,290 I couldn't agree more. 722 01:06:10,836 --> 01:06:13,881 Entrance to Pyramids 723 01:06:14,131 --> 01:06:17,801 Herr Bramard... you'll see, it's quite amazing. 724 01:06:18,844 --> 01:06:20,012 Come here. 725 01:06:24,558 --> 01:06:26,560 This sudden intimacy is fitting. 726 01:06:26,769 --> 01:06:28,437 I have some questions for you. 727 01:06:28,646 --> 01:06:30,814 Where's the Kapov? Where's Jefferson? 728 01:06:31,023 --> 01:06:34,985 You disappoint me. I thought you came for the pyramids. 729 01:06:35,194 --> 01:06:37,154 I didn't. I couldn't care less. 730 01:06:37,529 --> 01:06:41,659 You're wrong. It's inside that their splendor is apparent. 731 01:06:41,867 --> 01:06:43,077 Where are we going? 732 01:06:43,285 --> 01:06:45,496 Don't worry, Herr Bramard. 733 01:06:53,045 --> 01:06:54,588 Good heavens! 734 01:06:59,969 --> 01:07:02,263 What is this three-ring circus? 735 01:07:03,722 --> 01:07:06,308 Colonel Moeller, of the German Wehrmacht. 736 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,144 Good to have you among us, OSS 117. 737 01:07:11,730 --> 01:07:13,482 I've waited ages for this. 738 01:07:13,816 --> 01:07:15,317 Ten years, in fact. 739 01:07:15,526 --> 01:07:19,238 Ever since you killed my friend, Colonel von Umsprung. 740 01:07:19,530 --> 01:07:20,948 - Von...? - Umpsprung. 741 01:07:21,156 --> 01:07:23,575 Colonel Hermann von Umsprung, Waffen SS. 742 01:07:23,784 --> 01:07:26,829 - I can't remember. - Think. Tall with dark hair. 743 01:07:27,037 --> 01:07:30,332 I've killed so many Nazis, I've lost track. 744 01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:32,835 But each time was a pleasure. 745 01:07:33,377 --> 01:07:34,670 Hermann... 746 01:07:43,887 --> 01:07:45,055 Catch! 747 01:07:48,350 --> 01:07:50,769 That's what you call hitting... 748 01:07:50,978 --> 01:07:51,895 hard? 749 01:07:54,148 --> 01:07:55,399 Hermann... 750 01:07:56,442 --> 01:07:59,820 he occupies my thoughts since he fell from that plane. 751 01:08:00,112 --> 01:08:01,697 Oh, him! 752 01:08:03,282 --> 01:08:05,492 - The V2 blueprints. - Exactly. 753 01:08:05,701 --> 01:08:08,704 Okay, okay, now I see, now I see, yes, yes. 754 01:08:08,912 --> 01:08:10,789 The blueprints for the Americans. 755 01:08:10,998 --> 01:08:12,124 Exactly! 756 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:13,417 Tall guy, dark hair. 757 01:08:13,626 --> 01:08:15,252 - Exactly! - Sweet guy. 758 01:08:15,461 --> 01:08:18,297 That's right. Hermann von Umpsrung, my friend. 759 01:08:18,505 --> 01:08:20,549 Yes, yes, Hermann. Nice mission. 760 01:08:21,550 --> 01:08:22,968 Nice mission. 761 01:08:24,678 --> 01:08:26,931 My God, so you killed Jefferson! 762 01:08:27,139 --> 01:08:30,100 Unfortunately, not. Someone got there first. 763 01:08:30,309 --> 01:08:32,686 But I'll make up for it with you. 764 01:08:33,646 --> 01:08:35,814 - Tie him up. - Shut up, Loktar! 765 01:08:36,023 --> 01:08:37,691 - You? - You've met, right? 766 01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:39,985 What's up, 117! 767 01:08:40,194 --> 01:08:44,865 Not just a coward, but a traitor, as your size leads one to expect. 768 01:08:45,074 --> 01:08:48,410 Who the hell are you? Who are you? Nardim amouk. 769 01:08:48,619 --> 01:08:49,954 Quiet, Loktar! 770 01:08:50,412 --> 01:08:52,873 - Where is the Kapov? - I won't say. 771 01:08:53,082 --> 01:08:56,669 Nazis and their ideology have always left me... nonplussed. 772 01:08:59,713 --> 01:09:02,383 Funny how Nazis are always the bad guys. 773 01:09:03,092 --> 01:09:05,886 This is 1955, Herr Bramard. 774 01:09:06,095 --> 01:09:08,555 Don't we deserve a second chance? 775 01:09:08,764 --> 01:09:09,515 Thanks. 776 01:09:09,723 --> 01:09:10,808 Tie him up. 777 01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:14,019 Enough, Loktar! Shut up or I'll shut you up. 778 01:09:15,688 --> 01:09:18,190 You're tolerated here! Barely tolerated! 779 01:09:18,691 --> 01:09:21,193 I'm a little embarrassed, because... 780 01:09:21,652 --> 01:09:24,905 I can't say "Speak or I'll kill you" 781 01:09:25,114 --> 01:09:28,409 because I'll be killing you anyway. For Hermann... 782 01:09:29,451 --> 01:09:31,954 But... this will perhaps 783 01:09:32,162 --> 01:09:33,998 make you want to help me. 784 01:09:43,465 --> 01:09:44,842 So Herr Bramard, 785 01:09:45,050 --> 01:09:46,427 what will it be? 786 01:09:46,719 --> 01:09:49,555 The arms... or your secretary? 787 01:09:50,431 --> 01:09:52,266 She's no longer under my employ. 788 01:09:55,102 --> 01:09:56,520 How does she look? 789 01:10:00,316 --> 01:10:02,526 Shall I undress her before my men? 790 01:10:02,735 --> 01:10:05,029 Do as you please. She leaves me ice-cold. 791 01:10:07,448 --> 01:10:09,074 How silly of me. 792 01:10:12,453 --> 01:10:15,414 It would have been easier with Herr Setine 793 01:10:15,623 --> 01:10:19,501 instead. With his wonderful weenie-wandering hands! 794 01:10:19,710 --> 01:10:21,503 Weenie? What weenie? 795 01:10:21,712 --> 01:10:23,422 "I love being rubbed with oil." 796 01:10:23,631 --> 01:10:25,215 - I never said that! - I saw! 797 01:10:25,424 --> 01:10:27,051 You're talking nonsense! 798 01:10:31,430 --> 01:10:33,140 Total nonsense! 799 01:10:39,688 --> 01:10:42,274 Let me show you something, Herr Bramard. 800 01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:50,240 You see these screens? A surveillance system, 801 01:10:50,449 --> 01:10:52,785 incredibly hi-tech. 802 01:10:53,202 --> 01:10:54,745 It's just amazing. 803 01:10:55,537 --> 01:10:59,416 Machines that allow you to record on magnetic tapes. 804 01:11:02,378 --> 01:11:05,881 VTMs: Video Tape Machines. 805 01:11:08,926 --> 01:11:10,094 Loktar... 806 01:11:14,181 --> 01:11:16,392 Once the screens warm up... 807 01:11:17,434 --> 01:11:19,395 - Adieu, Moeller. - What the hell? 808 01:11:24,191 --> 01:11:26,151 I said "Tie him up!" 809 01:11:26,986 --> 01:11:28,529 And I said "Shut up!" 810 01:11:31,282 --> 01:11:32,366 How did you do that? 811 01:11:32,574 --> 01:11:36,203 When a culture grabs your interest, you learn the language. 812 01:11:39,206 --> 01:11:41,375 In this case, it was hieroglyphics. 813 01:11:43,210 --> 01:11:45,004 How do we get out of here? 814 01:11:45,212 --> 01:11:47,298 We'll never get out of here! 815 01:11:47,965 --> 01:11:50,426 No one ever got out of here. 816 01:11:51,844 --> 01:11:54,555 The Kephren Pyramid will be out tomb! 817 01:11:54,763 --> 01:11:57,558 In 150 years they'll find our skeletons. 818 01:11:57,766 --> 01:11:59,768 Walled in for life! For life! 819 01:11:59,977 --> 01:12:03,147 We'll have to eat our feet and clothes... 820 01:12:03,355 --> 01:12:04,648 We're going to die! 821 01:12:05,399 --> 01:12:06,191 Are you coming? 822 01:12:17,119 --> 01:12:19,121 Thank you, you saved my life. 823 01:12:19,330 --> 01:12:20,831 No, I didn't. 824 01:12:21,081 --> 01:12:24,501 I hated that fascist's insinuations about my sexuality. 825 01:12:25,336 --> 01:12:27,212 How are the Eagles of Keops? 826 01:12:27,421 --> 01:12:29,590 Fine. Fighting for the right cause. 827 01:12:29,798 --> 01:12:35,220 The cause got me thrown into the canal, into a skeleton junkyard. 828 01:12:36,472 --> 01:12:37,348 Oh yes... 829 01:12:42,770 --> 01:12:45,481 The paddle ball I found round your father's neck. 830 01:12:49,693 --> 01:12:51,570 A great man of great importance. 831 01:12:52,821 --> 01:12:55,115 That was no innocent paddle ball accident. 832 01:12:56,784 --> 01:12:58,535 We have an hour's hump ahead. 833 01:13:03,624 --> 01:13:07,461 Don't cry. Figure out who had the most to gain. 834 01:13:43,414 --> 01:13:46,667 "Stop following him" means "Stop following him." 835 01:13:48,085 --> 01:13:50,129 Not "Keep on following him." 836 01:13:51,589 --> 01:13:54,341 Or else I say "Keep on following him." 837 01:14:12,484 --> 01:14:15,070 Lucien, I've... I've thought it over. 838 01:14:16,530 --> 01:14:19,825 Only one man hated my father. The Imam of the Eagles. 839 01:14:20,034 --> 01:14:22,578 - The I...? - Mam. The old man at the café. 840 01:14:23,162 --> 01:14:24,955 I'll kill him with my own two hands. 841 01:14:25,164 --> 01:14:27,541 You can't kill people on a lark. 842 01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:30,210 I'm sorry about the other night. 843 01:14:31,462 --> 01:14:32,296 I'm not sorry. 844 01:14:32,838 --> 01:14:35,090 What I saw made the torture worth it. 845 01:14:35,591 --> 01:14:37,927 The worst torture was not seeing more. 846 01:14:38,886 --> 01:14:39,929 You embarrass me. 847 01:14:40,304 --> 01:14:41,972 - I'm flattered. - As am I. 848 01:14:45,351 --> 01:14:48,604 The Eagles of Keops are arming themselves. 849 01:14:48,896 --> 01:14:52,733 And the Kapov disappeared while transporting arms. 850 01:14:52,942 --> 01:14:54,485 That's a lot of arms. 851 01:14:55,569 --> 01:14:56,862 Probably the same arms. 852 01:15:00,074 --> 01:15:00,866 Possibly. 853 01:15:01,241 --> 01:15:02,743 But something's fishy. 854 01:15:03,077 --> 01:15:06,413 Jack was killed. In a matchbook he wrote "Kapov." 855 01:15:06,705 --> 01:15:08,958 Maybe he learned it had arms on it. 856 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:12,294 Possible. But how does the Princess fit in? 857 01:15:12,503 --> 01:15:14,630 Maybe she wants arms too. 858 01:15:17,091 --> 01:15:19,635 Larmina, let me tell you how I see it. 859 01:15:20,094 --> 01:15:22,221 Maybe Jack knew the Kapov had arms. 860 01:15:22,429 --> 01:15:23,764 The Princess may want arms. 861 01:15:24,598 --> 01:15:27,643 The Eagles of Keoops may want the same arms. 862 01:15:28,852 --> 01:15:29,603 Could be. 863 01:15:29,812 --> 01:15:31,897 Yes, I think it holds water! 864 01:15:35,401 --> 01:15:36,944 Invite the madman here. 865 01:15:37,152 --> 01:15:38,028 The Imam. 866 01:15:38,529 --> 01:15:41,240 Offer him a drink and get him to talk. 867 01:15:41,448 --> 01:15:43,617 He dishonors our religion. 868 01:15:47,246 --> 01:15:49,581 You see those folkloric musicians? 869 01:15:50,708 --> 01:15:51,500 Traditional. 870 01:15:52,209 --> 01:15:54,003 I don't know the Arab word. 871 01:15:54,837 --> 01:15:57,506 What's that guitar shaped like a crab cake? 872 01:15:58,048 --> 01:15:58,924 An oud. 873 01:16:00,509 --> 01:16:02,052 Now here's the plan. 874 01:16:06,390 --> 01:16:07,683 Excuse me? 875 01:19:00,773 --> 01:19:03,192 Let's get out of here. 876 01:19:03,692 --> 01:19:05,361 What a racket! 877 01:19:32,012 --> 01:19:33,973 I'll be back in an hour. 878 01:19:59,748 --> 01:20:02,626 Thank you, thank you. La choukrane to all. 879 01:20:04,169 --> 01:20:08,299 He said he's picking up the arms on Pier 17 at nine. 880 01:20:08,507 --> 01:20:12,094 They're being sold by a white man in a torn jellaba. 881 01:20:12,303 --> 01:20:13,596 Another jellaba? 882 01:20:13,804 --> 01:20:17,224 Like the chicken-chucker, the arms dealer and a Brit-killer. 883 01:20:17,474 --> 01:20:19,602 It's probably the same jellaba. 884 01:20:21,937 --> 01:20:23,647 One jellaba for three people? 885 01:20:23,856 --> 01:20:27,067 Your sweet, but it's probably the same person. 886 01:20:27,276 --> 01:20:28,027 Probably... 887 01:20:28,235 --> 01:20:29,612 Ten to seven. 888 01:20:29,820 --> 01:20:32,072 We must act before he gets the arms. 889 01:20:32,281 --> 01:20:33,866 - Let me come. - Impossible. 890 01:20:34,074 --> 01:20:37,119 You've risked enough. Tell Plantieux at the Embassy: 891 01:20:37,328 --> 01:20:41,415 "Chicken chucker, arms dealer, Brit-killer: one man." Get that? 892 01:20:41,624 --> 01:20:43,000 Got it. 893 01:20:44,001 --> 01:20:45,127 You sure? 894 01:20:46,003 --> 01:20:48,881 If not, say so. No shame in not understanding. 895 01:20:49,089 --> 01:20:50,257 No, I understood. 896 01:20:53,344 --> 01:20:55,804 I can write it down. It'll take a minute. 897 01:20:56,055 --> 01:20:58,515 - I said I understand. - I'll trust you. 898 01:20:58,724 --> 01:21:00,851 Big problem at the S.C.E.P.! 899 01:21:01,060 --> 01:21:04,396 My God, my chickens! First the S.C.E.P., then the arms. 900 01:21:13,906 --> 01:21:15,699 Step on it, Slimane! 901 01:21:21,121 --> 01:21:21,997 Faster! 902 01:21:32,174 --> 01:21:36,178 Thank you, Slimane... devoted pillar of the S.C.E.P. 903 01:21:36,387 --> 01:21:38,013 I know, you're my friend. 904 01:21:40,641 --> 01:21:43,018 Here. Buy shoes for your kids. 905 01:21:43,227 --> 01:21:46,772 It'll be tough. They're at university in New York. 906 01:21:53,904 --> 01:21:55,322 My head... 907 01:21:57,157 --> 01:21:59,618 So Bramard... you're coming to? 908 01:22:00,744 --> 01:22:01,870 You know Slimane... 909 01:22:02,246 --> 01:22:05,374 Slimane? You? My devoted foreman... 910 01:22:05,583 --> 01:22:08,419 Bramard! A foreman like him deserves to be 911 01:22:08,627 --> 01:22:10,296 - cherished. - I cherish him! 912 01:22:10,504 --> 01:22:13,465 With coins and trinkets. That's not cherishing! 913 01:22:14,383 --> 01:22:16,218 Here! My good luck charm. 914 01:22:19,638 --> 01:22:22,558 President Coty. How dare you? Crooked pillar! 915 01:22:23,017 --> 01:22:25,811 Get back down! Don't try acting smart! 916 01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:27,271 Get it? 917 01:22:30,149 --> 01:22:33,569 What do you want? Where's the Kapov? The arms? Jack? 918 01:22:33,777 --> 01:22:37,239 I couldn't care less about that! I don't care! Understand? 919 01:22:37,448 --> 01:22:40,034 Before Jefferson arrived, I was the king! 920 01:22:40,242 --> 01:22:41,827 The boss! The big boy! 921 01:22:42,036 --> 01:22:43,412 Then the S.E.P. came. 922 01:22:43,621 --> 01:22:45,247 - The S.C.E.P. - Yeah whatever. 923 01:22:45,456 --> 01:22:49,960 The S.E.P. came and stole my clients. One by one. 924 01:22:50,377 --> 01:22:52,171 Now all I want 925 01:22:52,838 --> 01:22:57,343 is for you to sign this paper authorizing the S.E.P. 926 01:22:57,551 --> 01:22:58,302 The S.C.E.P. 927 01:22:58,761 --> 01:23:03,015 The S.E.P. or the S.C.E.P. since Slimane is such a smarty pants! 928 01:23:03,682 --> 01:23:06,060 Sell it to me, or just give it to me. 929 01:23:06,268 --> 01:23:08,479 Then you'll be free to go. 930 01:23:08,687 --> 01:23:11,190 Give you the S.C.E.P.? I'd rather die! 931 01:23:11,565 --> 01:23:14,777 You want to end up like your chickens, Bramard? 932 01:23:14,985 --> 01:23:18,697 Decapitated, gutted, feathered? Is that what you want? 933 01:23:18,906 --> 01:23:20,324 For my chickens, yes! 934 01:23:20,658 --> 01:23:23,953 I'll shoot you like a bird! You won't know what hit you! 935 01:23:24,161 --> 01:23:26,538 Don't insist. You'll get nothing. Walou. 936 01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:29,959 You don't impress me, Bramard. 937 01:23:30,334 --> 01:23:31,502 You're a clown. 938 01:23:32,503 --> 01:23:34,004 Poor guy. 939 01:23:36,257 --> 01:23:37,758 So long, Bramard. 940 01:23:38,801 --> 01:23:40,511 You were warned. 941 01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:46,642 What's going on here? 942 01:23:48,519 --> 01:23:52,022 One of the canons... Something is clogging it. 943 01:23:55,985 --> 01:23:56,819 It's jammed. 944 01:23:57,027 --> 01:24:01,073 Jammed, jammed, I see it's jammed! Do I look stupid? 945 01:24:03,993 --> 01:24:04,868 You shouldn't... 946 01:24:16,046 --> 01:24:19,383 See Slimane? That's why his chicken sales declined. 947 01:24:19,592 --> 01:24:22,428 Shoddy maintenance means shoddy quality. 948 01:24:23,512 --> 01:24:26,640 I won't punish you. You've learned your lesson. 949 01:24:26,932 --> 01:24:28,225 Am I wrong? 950 01:24:30,477 --> 01:24:32,271 Your silence is golden. 951 01:24:41,488 --> 01:24:44,241 He's very stupid... or very smart. 952 01:24:49,121 --> 01:24:51,123 Pier 17 953 01:25:00,716 --> 01:25:02,384 Don't move, old madman! 954 01:25:05,554 --> 01:25:06,889 That was a warning. 955 01:25:09,141 --> 01:25:11,352 You? I thought the fish ate you. 956 01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,979 They found me inedible. 957 01:25:14,188 --> 01:25:16,482 Too many muscles, too many nerves. 958 01:25:16,690 --> 01:25:18,317 Wretched dog! 959 01:25:18,525 --> 01:25:19,360 Charming greeting. 960 01:25:19,568 --> 01:25:21,904 Hands up, OSS 117. 961 01:25:24,490 --> 01:25:26,075 Drop your gun. 962 01:25:27,409 --> 01:25:28,702 Move forward. 963 01:25:31,455 --> 01:25:33,415 Further... to the Imam. 964 01:25:33,624 --> 01:25:34,750 The I...? 965 01:25:34,959 --> 01:25:36,543 Mam. The Imam. 966 01:25:37,670 --> 01:25:39,964 Oh, him! Now I get it. 967 01:25:45,386 --> 01:25:47,805 - Got the money? - Yes. Got the arms? 968 01:25:49,014 --> 01:25:50,099 Over there. 969 01:25:52,059 --> 01:25:55,312 Allow me to give him to you as a bonus. 970 01:25:55,562 --> 01:25:57,147 Choukrane, Mr... 971 01:25:57,523 --> 01:25:58,524 Mr...? 972 01:25:58,732 --> 01:25:59,858 Mr... 973 01:26:00,526 --> 01:26:01,694 Jefferson. 974 01:26:05,656 --> 01:26:07,616 - Hello, Hubert. - You're not dead? 975 01:26:07,825 --> 01:26:09,326 OSS 283 is dead. 976 01:26:09,785 --> 01:26:11,412 - But you're not dead? - No. 977 01:26:11,620 --> 01:26:15,874 I never figured you were alive. In fact I thought you were dead. 978 01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:17,334 I was pretending. 979 01:26:17,918 --> 01:26:19,336 My God! 980 01:26:22,339 --> 01:26:23,465 So it was you who... 981 01:26:26,176 --> 01:26:27,553 I figured you were dead. 982 01:26:32,433 --> 01:26:34,935 My friend. My brother. 983 01:26:36,020 --> 01:26:37,313 Your friend? 984 01:26:38,147 --> 01:26:40,149 That's not how I remember it. 985 01:26:45,988 --> 01:26:47,323 Twenty-three to zero! 986 01:26:47,531 --> 01:26:49,241 I'm whipping your ass! 987 01:26:49,617 --> 01:26:53,245 You can't play, Jack! You suck! 988 01:26:59,585 --> 01:27:02,171 That's not how I remember it. 989 01:27:04,673 --> 01:27:05,925 Why did you do it? 990 01:27:06,133 --> 01:27:08,052 Money, Hubert. A lot of money. 991 01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:12,514 You can't live on President Coty's smile. 992 01:27:12,806 --> 01:27:15,017 Lots of money, thanks to that! 993 01:27:17,394 --> 01:27:19,396 - Excuse me. - Can I have a second? 994 01:27:19,605 --> 01:27:21,941 - Can I have my arms? - Over there. 995 01:27:22,149 --> 01:27:23,525 This is boring me. 996 01:27:23,734 --> 01:27:25,694 I want my arms and him dead. 997 01:27:25,903 --> 01:27:28,197 We're getting there... 998 01:27:29,323 --> 01:27:31,951 Imam... claim your prize. 999 01:27:35,537 --> 01:27:37,331 So long, OSS 117. 1000 01:27:39,959 --> 01:27:41,543 Die for your sins. 1001 01:27:41,752 --> 01:27:43,254 Larmina, what a surprise! 1002 01:27:43,462 --> 01:27:45,756 - Mr. Jefferson. - See? He's not dead! 1003 01:27:45,965 --> 01:27:46,882 I was sure of it. 1004 01:27:47,091 --> 01:27:48,717 The entire S.C.E.P. is here. 1005 01:27:48,926 --> 01:27:50,886 Who goes first? You or her? 1006 01:27:51,095 --> 01:27:53,055 Drop your gun, Jefferson! 1007 01:27:54,181 --> 01:27:58,018 You double-crossed me and went with the Eagles instead. 1008 01:27:58,227 --> 01:28:01,981 The Imam bid higher. But now I'll take your offer. 1009 01:28:02,189 --> 01:28:03,857 Here's my offer. 1010 01:28:04,566 --> 01:28:05,693 Take it or leave it. 1011 01:28:05,901 --> 01:28:09,280 Women! Once you let them out of the kitchen... 1012 01:28:10,155 --> 01:28:11,573 It's to clean up! 1013 01:28:42,438 --> 01:28:43,647 Enough! 1014 01:28:47,610 --> 01:28:48,652 I said enough! 1015 01:29:47,086 --> 01:29:47,878 Enough! 1016 01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:52,049 Listen, Princess! Tell me exactly... 1017 01:29:56,095 --> 01:29:57,429 Make haste! 1018 01:29:57,930 --> 01:29:59,807 We have a boat to catch. 1019 01:30:11,068 --> 01:30:12,444 There, Larmina. 1020 01:30:13,362 --> 01:30:14,738 Order is restored. 1021 01:30:16,615 --> 01:30:20,077 Egypt will be at peace for centuries to come. 1022 01:30:27,876 --> 01:30:29,545 I meant to tell you... 1023 01:30:30,296 --> 01:30:32,631 Maybe I shocked you a few times. 1024 01:30:33,716 --> 01:30:34,383 Yes. 1025 01:30:37,094 --> 01:30:37,803 At least twice. 1026 01:30:38,012 --> 01:30:42,099 My penchant for clean cars, and the fact that I don't smoke. 1027 01:30:42,474 --> 01:30:44,893 Thanks to you, I learned something. 1028 01:30:47,563 --> 01:30:49,189 The mambo! 1029 01:30:52,359 --> 01:30:54,111 I can never thank you enough. 1030 01:30:55,112 --> 01:30:56,488 La choukrane. 1031 01:31:00,367 --> 01:31:02,703 You still have some stuff to learn. 1032 01:31:03,996 --> 01:31:05,331 Oh yes, like what? 1033 01:31:57,675 --> 01:32:01,762 Cairo Bombing Nasser Declares State of Emergency 1034 01:32:05,766 --> 01:32:07,017 What an idiot. 1035 01:32:07,226 --> 01:32:08,686 Football Scandal 1036 01:32:08,894 --> 01:32:11,605 Good to see you. How's the veal stew? 1037 01:32:13,357 --> 01:32:14,108 Excellent. 1038 01:32:14,316 --> 01:32:17,236 I'm glad to hear your mission's a success. 1039 01:32:17,569 --> 01:32:19,363 Good work, OSS 117. 1040 01:32:19,571 --> 01:32:21,073 I did my duty. 1041 01:32:21,532 --> 01:32:23,033 But still... 1042 01:32:24,243 --> 01:32:26,161 - Something troubles me. - What? 1043 01:32:26,370 --> 01:32:27,746 The weenie rumors. 1044 01:32:28,455 --> 01:32:29,915 The higher-ups are wondering. 1045 01:32:30,124 --> 01:32:32,710 - You told Coty? - Hubert, I had to. 1046 01:32:32,918 --> 01:32:35,838 - I swear, I never... - As long as you're happy. 1047 01:32:36,046 --> 01:32:38,048 I never did anything! 1048 01:32:38,966 --> 01:32:40,217 Miss? 1049 01:32:40,426 --> 01:32:41,635 Sir. 1050 01:32:48,767 --> 01:32:49,977 Thank you, Miss. 1051 01:32:50,185 --> 01:32:51,645 At your service. 1052 01:32:52,521 --> 01:32:55,482 What you did with the weenies, you did for France. 1053 01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:59,445 Given your total success in Egypt, 1054 01:32:59,653 --> 01:33:01,488 and your knowledge of Muslim culture, 1055 01:33:01,697 --> 01:33:03,574 I'm sending you to Iran. 1056 01:33:03,782 --> 01:33:06,577 I'd be delighted. Another excuse to fly! 1057 01:33:06,785 --> 01:33:08,203 I'm envious, Hubert. 1058 01:33:08,787 --> 01:33:12,458 Iran is beautiful. They really appreciate Westerners. 1059 01:33:12,666 --> 01:33:17,046 Westerners are appreciated everywhere, if we show goodwill.